i am so smart

i am so smart
i am really really smart
so very very smart
i am so smart i can pull bill gates apart
i am so smart i ride around in a go-kart
i am so smart i excel in art
i am so smart i can make a paper heart
i am so smart i don't run, i dart
i am so smart i tell you when to start
i am so smart i interrogate pop-tarts
i am so smart i don't let nomads depart
i am so smart i spend quality time making a chart
i am so smart but i don't know the meaning of impart
and i am so motherfucking smart i can make you fart